Meet the Royal Court of Somerset: Oliver, Pandora, Arya, Amidala & Cassiopeia š š¾
- CatSwoppr Team
- 2 days ago
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In a peaceful corner of South West Somerset, England, there lies a kingdom unlike any other. Ruled not by humans, but by five majestic Sphynx cats with hearts (and personalities), itās far bigger than their lack of fur.
Allow us to introduce you to the sovereigns: Oliver (9), Pandora (8), Arya (5), Amidala (4) and Cassiopeia (3), a dynasty of elegance, chaos, and charm known to their loyal subjects on Instagram as @oliverpandorasphynx

š¾ The origin of a Feline Empire
It all began with one tiny, pink kitten.
Their dad, a lifelong Sphynx enthusiast, couldnāt resist when a friend had a litter ā and so Oliver entered the world as the first royal heir. But as many cat parents know, one Sphynx is never enough. Soon came Pandora, and before long, the court expanded to five fabulous felines.

āOnce you have two, you might as well have three, right?ā their dad laughed. But letās be honest, who could ever stop at three?
šæ A Palace Fit for Sphynx Royalty
While some cats dream of cardboard boxes, this royal family has their own custom-built jungle room ā a paradise designed to their exact feline specifications.
āItās a strict āSphynx-onlyā zone,ā they declare. āWe play, jump, climb and⦠well, take care of business.ā š
Beyond their exclusive jungle suite, the rest of the house is a cozy haven filled with soft blankets. āDad keeps blankets in every corner,ā they say. āWe make little snuggle pouches and nap like true royalty ā until the 3am zoomies begin.ā

š Sphynx Myths, Busted
Sphynx cats often turn heads ā and spark myths. But according to Oliver and his siblings, most of them are completely wrong.
āWeāre not cold, scaly, or clingy. Weāre hot to the touch, soft as velvet, and yes ā we actually do have hair!ā
Their fine coat makes them feel like warm suede, and some even have fluffy tails or feet. But beware: their special skin produces natural oils, which means white furniture doesnāt stay white for long. āWe like to leave a bit of ourselves everywhere,ā they joke.

𩺠Life With a Veterinary Nurse Dad

Having a dad whoās a registered veterinary nurse comes with perks ā and the occasional snack restriction.
āWe get the best care ā regular nail trims, health checks, and VIP treatment when we need a vet visit. But Dadās stingy with treats. He says we donāt have much hair to hide our extra pounds!ā
Still, with five clever cats in the house, even a health professional canāt outsmart them all the time.
š« Chaos, Cuddles, and Camera-Ready Charm
Behind every perfect photo on Instagram lies⦠complete and glorious chaos.
āKeeping five intelligent Sphynx occupied is a full-time job,ā their humans admit. āTheyāre curious, playful, and have the attention span of toddlers.ā
Broken ornaments? Daily occurrence. Mysterious thuds in the night? Standard protocol. But amid the chaos, thereās harmony ā and an endless supply of affection.
šā⬠Proud Sphynx Ambassadors
At the heart of their social media presence lies a mission: to celebrate and defend their breed.
āBecause we look different, some people misunderstand or even dislike us,ā they say. āWe want to show the world how loving, clever, and kind Sphynx cats really are. We bring smiles ā and a lot of laughs ā to our followers every day.ā
And they do.

Through every playful pose and heartfelt caption, this feline family proves that beauty, warmth, and personality come in all shapes, sizes ā and coats (or lack thereof).
š Follow the Royal Sphynx Familyās adventures on Instagram @oliverpandorasphynx
Ā and step inside a world where love, laughter, and luxurious blankets reign supreme.




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